- If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.

-you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily.

-Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

-Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.

-You need Money to call someone Honey.

-My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

-We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.

Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.

LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever